Yes, my friends, lying is truly an art form. You would think that in a time when the masses are calling for transparency in their leaders, that lying, as it were, would lose cache. Oh but it is not so. Lying is still the cool thing to do in multiple situations. Liars come in all shapes, sizes, colors and creeds. They misinform you about every aspect of their lives, from cheating wives/husbands, to friends who for some reason never tell you that you have something in your nose, teeth, hair or about that kick me sign on your back. So, why is it that humans have such a hard time with telling the truth? What are we afraid of? Rejection? Humiliation? No. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you that humans are afraid of the truth. Of its consequences and of its benefits. We are afraid that our honesty will cause others to dislike us, turn on us, or think bad of us. What kind of society do we live in where telling someone the truth makes that person think ill of the truth-teller? I tell you what kind of society that is… a society full of Bitch-Assness (Google definition). Men want sex from women so the Bitch-Asses lie about everything from how much they make to how well endowed they are. Women want to appear wholesome (or not whorish), so they lie about how many men they have slept with (rule of thumb, multiply the number she gives you by 3), where they were last night, where they go during they day, cup size, hair color, age, etc. What is so hard about hearing the truth for people? So what if she does not like you, want you or go any where near anywhere you have been. Take it like a man and move on. And vice-versa ladies, if you are whorish (or have whore tendencies i.e. sleeping with someone other than your spouse, wearing short skirts and no panties to church, etc.) than I say BE THAT. Be real, be honest, be yourself and bask in all your whorishness. People will appreciate you more for it. If you do not like someone, tell them, rather than stringing them along. You never know, hell, maybe they are looking for someone who doesn’t like them. There are plenty of people out there looking to be tortured. No one wants to be lied to, unless they too are full of Bitch-Assness. I am instituting a year free of Bitch-Assness and lying. I urge you to join me and fast on the truth. Take this year to free yourself from the chains of your lies. As we all know, once you tell one, you have to tell three more to back it up. So the next time someone asks you for money or a date do not just say no. Tell them why. Hit them with the truth. Bury them in your honesty. They will appreciate your honesty and friendship more…. Unless they too are Bitch-Asses, and who wants Bitch-Ass friends/associates?
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Monday, January 31, 2011
The Art of Lying - Part 1 (Why?)
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